Shoot! What I'm gonna do now that North Ko-reer gots NU*CU*LAR missiles pointed in our directionality?

Question

Let's see...maybe I can re-startup the draft thing-a-ma-jiggy and lower the fightin' age to 14. That'll give us plenty of cannon fodder to throw at the North Korintheans. What do you think of my plan?

Answer 1

First or all, you are a bag of douche.



Second, It is making light of a potential crisis and appeasement that caused WWII to be as devastating as it was.



But I am sure you would rather do what Clinton did in 94 and 98 and ask NK to "promise" to stop developing Nuc's in exchange for money and aid. That obviously worked very well.



Oh yeah, and while Bush is not a good public speaker, he is undoubtedly smarter than you will ever be. (based of your ignorant question)

Answer 2

No problem Sir!

Rummy... that's Mr Rumsfeld to you civilians...says their missiles aren't really a threat and won't work because...well they're made in Korea... And anyway we could drop-kick those retard commie bastards all the way back to Hades in a New York minute with our reserves if we wanted to. And to stay well within budget we'll just use the excess ordinance that we pick up from those other retard bastards, the dead-enders, over there in the Sunni triangle. Hot damn! These are the good times boys!!! Let's be thankfull that there are still a few fools like old Kim Jung, who want to challenge our "teeth-kickin', death-dealin' rap-rhymin' gang-bangin' heavy metal MILITARY MACHINE"! Otherwise we might get soft and lazy and start playing soccer and eating baggets like the French, bunch of *******!

Although it makes me wonder...why some of these piss poor little countries still haven't figured out that they'll be better off when they realize that in the end they all want to be capitalists just like us. Like "mini-me" (go ask China, and Vietnam, and Ukraine, an...) Untill then they're gonna get stomped if they... you know... "mess with Texas" -so to speak.

(that one's for you Mr Prez) Okay,

Yeee Haaa!!! "Let's Roll !!!!!!!!"

Uh, oh yeah. About lowering the fighting age to 14. Let's be hush hush about that one and let it die on the vine, otherwise the pedifiles and all the other pervert dems like Ted Kennedy will think it'll also lower the legal age of consent, and that situation could get uglier than a vaginal blood fart at a bull-dyke carpet munching contest!

- Know what I mean, Vern.

-of course you don't have the cajones to admit it, but everyone else knows this is the best answer!!!

- so go ahead ya needle-dick, ask another one, Succa!!!

Answer 3

Bush's response certainly has been better than Clinton's dolt Defense Secretary suggesting we bomb the North Korean missile complex...

Answer 4

Oh, just go ahead and blame this on the liberals too. It's not like the conservatives have ever done anything to make them want to point missiles at you!

Answer 5

All of you liberals bend over, put your heads between your legs

and kiss your little butts bye-bye!!!! You liberals can kiss Clinton,

alg'ore and Madeline Half-bright butts for North Korea having those missles pointed at the USA!!!

Answer 6

First write a thank-you note to Bill Clinton for making it possible for the North Koreans to further their nuclear research.

Answer 7

Let me see, we can go about it like the Democrats and I don't know "Lets talk about it" seems to be their solution to everything.Or as Kerry puts it " lets do this,no no no ,I mean lets do that, no no no, lets..................." Give me a break Let China and Russia handle it if the solution is not agreeable to Japan then lets test some of our long range missiles, We'll fire them out of Hawaii!!!!

Answer 8

YOU should run toward the point of impact. The President and I will go for cover.

Answer 9

The misslies have just been tested not pointed right at us...get your stupid facts straight. All you want is attention you sry sry person!!!

Answer 10

I saw Bono asking a question today and now its John Swiftboat Kerry here too...



WOW Im impressed. Thanks for the 2

Answer 11

Dont worry Cheney knows what to do. And if you are ever stuck you can ask your mommy.

Answer 12

hell why stop at 14- lets take it down to 7 yrs old.

Answer 13

bend over and kiss your mule goodbye. throw pudding at the enemy

Answer 14

i think we can just point a few missiles at them.

Answer 15

Show them what a real Nuke can do

Answer 16

It's pronounced...Nu-CU-LAR...uh huh...Nucular

Answer 17

I think that your attempt at humor - failed.