Is it true I would only face a maximum fine of $500 if i were to vandalize a veterans memorial with eggs?

Question

I heard if i threw eggs and smeared feces at veterans monuments and cemeteries and spray painted "Murderers" in red paint on a piece of cardboard, and placed the cardboard in front of the monument, I would only face a maximum punishment of a fine of $500, since the yolk and feces washed off in the rain, and the cardboard can be throw away. I checked the laws for my area, and I only can be charged with criminal mischief which carried a maximum fine of $500. I live in Arizona, I just wanted to double check if this was true. Is this true i would not face any jail time?

Answer 1

I would hunt you down and beat your ******* ***.

Answer 2

Hmm..



1) How about if they charge you with a HATE crime.. that's a felony in most states. See you are only looking at a single charge. You p*ss off the general public and a prosecutor will have a field day with your butt. Likely you would get community service PLUS..;

2) They will also charge you for the COST to send a crew to secure the area, wash it off and then return it to use. Figure at least a $1000 for the labor and materials because they will likely also polish it and improve it a bit.. all on your nickle since you do not have a choice.. oh.. an then there is ..;

3) Retribution... I bet at least a couple of those vets are going to be upset, and guess what. Your name and address just became public record because of your conviction. I am not saying it is legal, but I AM saying it is likely.



Jail time would be the least of your problems.



So.. bottom line.. grow up and grow a set of b*lls to realize that these people (Vets) may not have done what you like, but they believed in what they did and paid a high price for it. That is a good enough reason to honor ANY man or woman.



Respect has to be EARNED.. what are YOU going to do in your lifetime to gain it?... throw eggs?

Answer 3

You have got to be on the wind up here!



This happened in France when the UK backed the US on the invasion of Iraq, French students had written on the British war graves / memorial '' dig up your rubbish and get out of here!!!"



The Frog President had to apologize to the Queen!



I can't think of anything more insulting to a country than what you are proposing, you are obviously a disturbed worthless individual the kind that Lee Harvey Oswald was, a sad sack of a person that only wants attention but has no friends in this world whatsoever!!!

Answer 4

I could Google the laws in your state but I'm afraid you won't learn anything. Plus, I am not a lawyer. I will say this however. Civil disobedience is never a bad thing and at least you won't cause actual damage which could put you into a jail. Finally, if nobody is around to see you, then they are not going to launch an investigation into the crime when actual murderers are killing for pleasure or out of anger, or for whatever other reason, like drugs or to silence a witness and not in service to his/her country.

Answer 5

I might suggest you take your anger and do something else with it. You are not brave defacing a tombstone. If you want to be brave stand in front of the veterans monument with a placard that reads "Murderers" That is freedom of speech. Of course some Viet Nam vet may come along and kick your....well, you know. There is a right way and a wrong way. Know the difference. be creative.

Answer 6

You simple-minded, ignorant fool. Do you truly believe that those veterans were the ones who chose to go to war? The military is another form of life. When the government chooses to go to war, they are given their necessary assignments from their higher-ups. Many likely don't want to shoot guns, but want are willing to put their own lives up for sacrifice to protect their country - something you obviously think is pointless and would never volunteer to protect your country and everything it gives you. I suppose you would think it more "humane" if America decided to not fight ANY of our enemies. Through your minuscule foresight, America would not exist. As long as damage isn't accrued and this is your first offense, I believe you cannot be sentenced to jail. But the vandalism will probably get you community service at the least.

Answer 7

Well those may or may not be the fines or laws but if exposed to the public you may be facing death by the rest of the smarter population of the world. I am sorry you are so ignorant though cause I predict a harsh outcome whether you did tis or not

Answer 8

I hope you go to jail you piece of crap. Those memorials are for people who gve thier lives fighting for your rights you idiot. Even if you are against the war in Iraq/ Afganistan, you are defacing monuments that are mostly to honor folks that faught in other wars, WWI and WWII. So you want to put down people who fought against Hitler's regime? You want to disgrace these Heroes? Do you realize most people who are in this war on our side are serving in the millitary only because they want something better for their family, like an education, a sign on bonus, or to learn a trade. HOW DARE YOU! Pig

Answer 9

You would face the deep regret from knowing that someone was placed in a situation where they had to fight for you and your freedom and comfortable living. Without the voluntary soldiers, there would be a draft and it could be you buried six feet under the soil. War is a terrible thing, but you cannot blame the soldiers for following their orders.

Answer 10

Some drunk guy up here in Canada got drunk and peed on a veterans memorial. One of the papers ran his photo on the front page. That's what you have to REALLY watch out for. He's going to spend the rest of his life unemployable and getting death threats from random strangers.



Thanks for the 2 points, you useless hipster doofus.

Answer 11

A $500 fine is not a tough enough punishment for vandalizing a veteran't memorial. I don't care if you agree with the wars we've fought or not..... these people risked their lives & gave up so much time with their families. They deserve respect.

Answer 12

Depends. You might get $500 per egg. Plus trespassing. Plus creating a public nuisance. Plus disorderly conduct. Plus any other charges that some highly motivated and thoroughly knowledgeable folks might want to bring.



Also, your name and address, with details of your crime(s), would go in the local newspapers where anyone could read them.



You might want to rethink what the "maximum" might be.

Answer 13

How sick are you!? why would you want to ruin the graves of poeple who defended our country! I hope the spirits of all the people that memorials you ruined HAUNT you!

U make me want to get you drafted into a war! (you'd probly get killed)

then we'd throw eggs and feces on your grave!

P.S. I reported so have many others why will this question not get removed YAHOO needs to delete this!!!!!

Answer 14

I believe that would be a felony and you would get time in jail along with a very large fine, most likely. It's a federal offence. I don't recommended that you go doing that to find out though.



- Angela

Answer 15

Maybe - but I'd whip your ***.....so would it really be worth it? You worthless, pansy *** punk! How about be a real man, and try to smear an egg in the face of a living veteran and see if you walk away from it. Dumbass...

Answer 16

You would face a lot more charges than that because it would be on a federal level if I remember correctly. That's comparable (but much worse legally & morally) to assaulting a police officer. Just don't do it. That's just WRONG! Those men & women risked their lives to save yours & to give you rights. If you don't respect them for that, leave our country. No one wants you here.





~M

Answer 17

You know what they do to "Al Queda" like you after you pay the fine, don't you? They smear eggs and feces all over them. Oh, wait, they don't waste perfectly good eggs.

Answer 18

Uhm, I can think of one word: Idiot. I wonder...if I only got charged with a $500 fine, I'd probably go do the same to your house.

Answer 19

Well, a guy in the UK got sent to jail for peeing on a war memorial, i'm pretty sure you'll get sent to jail too

Answer 20

NOT IN MY CITY! We have lots of tough mountain boys here who served in Iraq and Afghanistan and they would remember your name and where you live. Your face would be rearranged every time you stuck your head out the door. They love meeting up with stupid people like you so they can mop up the sidewalks with your head.



My brother was killed in Iraq and I take your stupid comments personally.

Answer 21

why would u do that? that's so disrespectful... and so is ur profile picture... he suffered for ur sins so u could hav a chance to live eternally and u repay him this way? well i hope u chose to hav a relationship with him cuz when time comes and u knock on the gates of heaven... will he recognize u? will he KNOW u? or will he say 'i'm sorry... i gave u a chance... many chances... and u turned ur heart away from me'? good luck with ur life......

Answer 22

Under the Obama doctrine, of caring for burial grounds, of those who served and fought on behalf of our nation, it may well be okay, in his eyes, to vandalize a military grave, but ask yourself one very important question before you try to...do I really feel like having my @$$ kicked, by a very large group, of family members and military personnel, just for even attempting it? Cause it's a fairly good possibility, that you just might end up in such a situation. Just food for thought though.

Answer 23

depending who saw you , you could get beat up or shot and then the 500 dollar fine , oh and the bad karma that you get for those kinds of things.



people who do stuff like that have either already ruined their future or will be doing it real soon.

Answer 24

I'm sure you'd face jail time! You are a mocker of Jesus and the sacred soldiers that fought for us! How could you defame them? You should be reported.

Answer 25

Only?

If I found the person who would do Anti American things such as that. I would gladly go to jail so that they would ONLY have to live with an *** beating of their life

Answer 26

Your right the fine would be just $500.00, a fraction of what the hospital bills would be if your ran into a Seal, Forced Recon, or Ranger while you were doing it you Scumbag.

Answer 27

That is perhaps the maximum penalty you would face in court for a first offense. It would not be the only penalty you would face however

Answer 28

by law yes, however if a VETERAN see's you disgracing our history and serves members like that $500 dollars will be the least of your problems..

Answer 29

I think you should do it and then turn yourself in. That would create a win win situation for everyone. You get to be the obvious bad *** that you are and find the answer to your own question, while the rest of society gets to see you f$#k your life up. win win let us know how it goes ;0)

Answer 30

that and you would be severely injured by all the smart people around you. They gave their life to protect our country and you want to vandalize their monument? Wacko.

Answer 31

I don't know if you are a troll or not, but apparently hypothetical questions are officially off limits here.



people are soooooo sensitive to what is essentially nothing but a question.



personally, I find some of the "fines" we have to pay for vandalism interesting and think they maybe need to be updated or increased.



But in all seriousness, the cops who arrested you would likely beat the crap out of you if you did this.

Answer 32

Wow the guy who wrote this questioned should be castrated, he should not be allowed to EVEr reproduce. This person needs to be removed from the gene pool.

Answer 33

Don't do it, they have died in war. Show a little respect for your fellow humans. I hate war, but I would never throw eggs at grieving family members. These people are not your enemies.

Answer 34

yes

Answer 35

First of all we know you are just trolling

Second you are neither man enough or even smart enough to pull this

off.

I hope, I really hope someone tracks your IP down, finds you and makes you eat a big sack of **** with corn in it.

Answer 36

that may be the only legal consequence you would face, but in reality, you would incur the wrath of police and veterans, they would give you their own brand of retalliation, and if you reported it to the authorities, nothing would happen.



but really, go ahead. do it. see what happens.

Answer 37

Give it a try. You'll probably get beat up by some veterans.

Answer 38

don't know about usa but 6 months ago a similar thing happened in uk a drunken young man urinated on the local war memorial, i think he ended up with community serice but it wasn't half as bad as the humiliation and anger he got from the media, and the public at large, his i'm sorry i was drunk at the time just didn't cover it.

Answer 39

If it were up to me you'd be doing jail time. What a sicko to even ask a stupid question like this...get real dude.

Answer 40

I dunno about you, but personally I wouldn't use the word "only" before $500... Is it really worth that amount of money to egg someone's stuff? Think of how much you could actually do with the cash if you kept it for yourself instead???

Answer 41

go for it troll... just don't let any service members see you.. should make a law punishable upon instant death for trolls like yourself... unfortunately, some people, like yourself, are alive only because it is against the law to do away with you... move along, bell just rang...

Answer 42

Depends what country you are in. But if you feel so passionately about all the murder, shouldn't you be putting your efforts into something more useful than throwing eggs at a memorial which is basically just going to piss everyone off but will ultimately bring absolutely no change to society, basically rendering you a useless pest to the world

Answer 43

Not sure... but how about you try that out and then come back and tell us how that works for you... o.o



(truly I will keep my fingers crossed and hope you get arrested in the process you heartless moron, )

Answer 44

dam if you did all of that if you threw a egg at the veterian you would pay double.....



and they probally took 500 because they fout you where a rebal



but the right is 300 dolers

Answer 45

If I found you doing that, you'd face more than a fine, and jail time would look pretty good to you. I'm talkin' several months HOSPITAL TIME!! you lil snot-nosed puke...

Answer 46

You would face that fine only if the police got to you first. Otherwise, it would be a much greater price....FAIL

Answer 47

Sounds like your already guilty of the crime and now you are a scared little jerk now afraid to pay for the consequences. To all those people who live in Arizona, you might want to check your loved ones monuments.



On behalf of all the vets "F You"

Answer 48

Yes, but i would fine you by crapping in your mouth while you're forced to watch midget porn with a broom stick up your butt!



What a dumb *** you are!

Answer 49

IF that is the way you feel about it that is your business.



Just remember dont do it if you cant handle the consequences. All this garbage about karma is junk.



If you wanna do it why did you come on here and rat on yourself?



It is messed up to do that to any dead person, but to each his own.

Answer 50

why would you disrespect ppl that gave there life for this country. if i knew you id kick your azz just for asking this question. those veterans have more balls then youll ever dream of having

Answer 51

If he was reported all these times, how has this question stayed on for 5 months?

Answer 52

You have problems dude.. You really shouldnt be on Yahoo andsew.. Reported. Punk.

Answer 53

Mother Fvcker, Why not go to American Legion, VFW or any miltary/veteran organization and ask them in person?!



If you are lucky, You might end up in a body cast, if not........................ YOU get to see your buddy, Satan up close and personal!!!

Answer 54

i know that if i was on a jury there is no way i would convict any of the people that beat you to a bloody pulp if you every tried any of this nonsense.

Answer 55

How has this question been up for 5 months? 15+ people must have reported it!

Answer 56

What kind of a sick demented azzhole would vandalize a veterans memorial???



Is disrespectfull....and nobody's going to think your funny if you do that. Is the kind of crime all people frown upon.



Oh, and I have no idea. You should go to jail. but idk

Answer 57

If you are serious, you sound exactly like the Typical Liberal.



USN CT3

Answer 58

Its $500 per 1cm by 1cm. So an egg is about $5000 fine. And as it drips down, your fine might reach $5.million.

Answer 59

If I caught you I'd have to smack you around a bit. You probably wouldn't like that.

Answer 60

yes you will. it is a national landmark. if you vandalize it with eggs, you will definitely get a fine (probably more) and you could go to jail for about a year.



read through the criminal code:



http://www.azleg.state.az.us/arizonarevisedstatutes.asp?title=13

Answer 61

Whether we be pro military or anti military it doesn't really matter because everyone in this world is word controlled and brainwashed, lock...stock....and barrel.

Answer 62

It would depend greatly on the judge.



You might just end up in a hole in the ground.

Answer 63

i would think that the maximum fine would be a good *** whopping in jail.

Answer 64

Your busted! The feds will track you down with this post! You are one sick individual!

Answer 65

Well that plus the fees for your funeral after everyone who has responded to your question gets through with you.

Answer 66

It depends on who catches you at it stupid! It could cost you some physical embarrassment.

Answer 67

I can't believe you even ask that question what fkin f@g.

I hoped you get raped in jail betch.

Answer 68

Don’t worry, go ahead with your protest no one will take any notice of you in a mental institution

Answer 69

$500 minimum.

Answer 70

just disrespectful! rot in hell where you belong. How can you possibly disgrace those who prtected your crappy and pathetic life! F*** YOU!

Answer 71

White Power.. You disrespectful black scumbag.

Answer 72

Only? What's wrong with you, you should never vandalize anything.

Answer 73

Now that's the way to say thank you to the people who fought and died to preserve your freedom by desecrating their final resting place.



Reported!

Answer 74

Your mind is jacked up.

Proud to be in the US NAVY

Answer 75

Yes and shot if I see your sorry azz.

Answer 76

THAT IS SO RUDE!!! THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE MADE THIS COUNTRY FREE FOR YOU TO LIVE IN!! AND THATS HOW YOU WISH TO REPAY THEM?!?! YOUR SUCH A JERK!!

Answer 77

do it and ill personally come over there and give you a stone cold stunner to you and your family.

Answer 78

Only if the police find you first.

Answer 79

It's not the fines I would worry about if I were you.

Answer 80

You do that you B*tch I promise I'll hunt you down and beat the crap out of you

Answer 81

this is a question for your local by law office. they will help you out

Answer 82

TROLL



Two points!

Answer 83

and don't forget the good and deserved as* kicking your gonna get

Answer 84

Actually, a better idea would be to voice your disdain to veterans at some function where you can meet them. I suggest a SEALs reunion or a Marine Corps gathering.



It's more manly to face people directly than in secret, as your inquiry implies you may wish to do.



Good luck.

Answer 85

Yes. This is true. As is the fact that if you did do this, you'd end with a punctured lung and two shattered legs. But all of this would irrelevant since you'd be in a coma.

Answer 86

;-[] Now why would you want to do something so0 sick!?! So0 rude !?! & dis`respectful ??? Furthermore why do'nt you even seem to put a measure of faith in God !?! & the fact that since you do'nt seem to respect the de-ceased & or God !!?!! why go so0 far as to ask something like this ?... "WE ALL AT SOME POINT WILL HAVE TO HAVE A FINAL RESTING PLACE !! which is the common grave !!!... Now if at all possible.. Would you rather face the law of the land because you've done something like this ? or ??.. Oh wait: You are here asking this !! What do you care you brave/sTupiD one ??.. You really wo'nt care will you ? because you'll be aleep in death anyway right .?. you just seem that you are admitting to being << COW'ard-ice >> <-_n_oun-> !! ;-{} r'`R`'r

Answer 87

Two words, police brutality.

Answer 88

R u that STUPID

There are MURDERS in JAIL

and ur talkin about VETERANS.

Answer 89

why would you even do that without them we probably wouldn't even be here





show some ******* respect

Answer 90

no you wont mate dont worry, you will receive my foot up your @ss and a screwdriver in your mums pussy

Answer 91

dude thats messed up. dont be a jackass

Answer 92

YOUR A F#####G IDIOT!!! ITS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU GET SERIOUS, PHYSICAL DAMAGE DONE TO YOU.

WISH I COULD BE THERE TO SEE IT, A##HOLE!!!

Answer 93

i would probably travel to your state and kick your ***. then PT you till you die.

Answer 94

I hope you die. For the record.... your a douchebag!

Answer 95

And possibly shot.

Answer 96

im not sure, but we could probably help you more if you posted your name and address.

Answer 97

my wqarning is to not to even try it

Answer 98

srry i cant answer your question but i am in desprate need of help myself

answer mine please???

https://answersrip.com/question/index?qid=20100408161831AAHTkB2

Answer 99

Maybe, I don't know. You are such a bright egg, please tell us what else you plan to do.

Answer 100

afdas

Answer 101

Who knows?

Answer 102

if you survive my shoving a grenade up your a.s.s.

Answer 103

hahahahahahaha

Answer 104

YOU SICK MINDED B*ST*RD IM GUNNA REPORT YOU!!!

Answer 105

those people died for your country, you ungreatful sht!

Answer 106

yer this is true but if any more damage is cause the fine could soon raise

Answer 107

WOWWW!!

What's wrong with you?

But yea, you're probably right about just the fine.

Answer 108

I don't know if your actually saying you are going to do this, and if so that's pretty messed up.



Personally I seen this as your thought that the punishment is not good enough, in which case I would totally agree.



I wouldn't really know the answer to the question but just thought I'd add my say.

Answer 109

ummm what kind of question is that.... a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you have a computer then you probably wouldn't be doing this stuff

Answer 110

You also run the risk of getting your *** beat by a bunch of veterans.

Answer 111

You could **** on it too.

Answer 112

Why a memorial? Think bigger. If you see a vet crossing the crosswalk outside the VA hospital, push him into the street or trip him. Make sure to scream obscenities at him on his way to the ground. Then, piss on him. Literally.

Answer 113

karma's a ***** i'm sure youll get worse than a $500 fine

Answer 114

ya its illegal

Answer 115

You suck

Answer 116

I am sure if you spray painted yes, but I think throwing eggs is less perminant than spray paint.

Answer 117

**** u

Answer 118

Don't even think about doing that!!!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 119

Where is the answer? What is the issue?

Answer 120

that is after you pay for your hospital bills, and deservedly so

Answer 121

You would get sentenced to an extended hospital visit courtesy of my feet and my fists.

If I was feeling nice I'd give you back your teeth.

Answer 122

Some People were just not blessed with a heart brain or any self respect

i pity people like you

Answer 123

WTF YOU SHOULD BE DEPORTED who cares if you were born here, you dont belong

Answer 124

You need to be careful of the animal rights activists . They don't like people to misuse the eggs !

Those eggs contain little chickens !

Answer 125

what's a troll?

Answer 126

Haha, too bad this guy is gonna get banned, idiots can't take a joke.

Answer 127

Even if those veterans were war criminals, you should respect the dead.

Answer 128

I have no idea...but what kind of sick *** hole would want to defame the sacred graves and memorials of heroes who gave their lives for the good of this country?