Who is more intelligent a soldier or a turkey?

Question

Do soldiers look up in the rain with their mouths wide open till' they drown like turkeys do?

Answer 1

In the CANADIAN FORCES=REGULAR FORCE and RESERVES; a TURKEY is more INTELLIGENT= NOT A FUC.ED ONE, A PLUCKED ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Don't become a soldier in a rain storm, you'd drown. However, everybody else would just get wet.

Answer 3

What's with all these turkey questions?





Better question: Who is more intelligent? A turkey or Screw?



I think we all know the answer to that one.

Answer 4

Your argument is invalid as turkeys don't actually do that.



Why do you ask? Did you try it and didn't drown? That's a shame.

Answer 5

Did you hear about the time when a Screw lost his chewing gum in the chicken coop? He thought he found it four times.

Answer 6

Many soldiers died protecting this country. This question insults their honor.

Answer 7

Nice try troll

Answer 8

Um no. Soilders are more intelligent

Answer 9

Gawd I hate it during the summer when the idiots are out of school and playing on their parents porn machines.



I grow weary.



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Answer 10

Ah, A liberal attacking the military, who would of thought?